tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-40796229224140115672012-02-16T09:36:33.531-05:00Iconic VoyageIn a world of turbulence, mediocrity, and political correctness you desperately need an icon of thought to help you navigate treacherous waters...greetings.
These are the musings, satirical writings, and teachings of an icon.B. Iconichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07572410215581508238noreply@blogger.comBlogger81100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4079622922414011567.post-81795290521249300642009-10-04T00:13:00.001-04:002009-10-17T18:01:49.937-04:00Service Workers: The New Panhandlers
This one is going to get salty. It’s a subject I am especially passionate about. Many times, as I write these, I am able to hide my emotions. As you have seen, I have shown substantial restraint in recent posts. Sure, I called Palin a trailer park media whore with no noticeable attributes except a hot ass and a rockin’ set of hooters. But, that was poignant and, well, correct.
I’m going toB. Iconichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07572410215581508238noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4079622922414011567.post-50899079176165320852009-09-14T23:05:00.002-04:002009-09-14T23:09:23.339-04:00Dodge Neons, Street Racing, an Obvious Lie, and the Mad KazooDriving down the street today, I was startled when the car in the lane next to me accelerated and made what can only be described as a very loud kazoo noise. Right away, I was a bit worried that I was under attack by some sort of vindictive clown posse. Or perhaps the old man street performer that I had stiffed for a tip last week after enjoying his merry kazoo ensemble for free had finally B. Iconichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07572410215581508238noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4079622922414011567.post-42537894055422744422009-09-02T22:13:00.004-04:002009-09-04T18:26:26.020-04:00Attention Members of Facebook: Just Because the Little Box at the Top of the Page Asks “What’s on Your Mind” Does NOT Mean You Have to AnswerRead Time: 6 Minutes
A quick scan of my Facebook produced the following knowledge:Two friends are on their way to work.One friend is on their way home from work.Another is going to bed.One is eating oatmeal.And five are glad it’s Friday…TGIF.
There were other updates that were slightly more or, surprisingly, less interesting than these gems. Let me ask you guys something: why?
B. Iconichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07572410215581508238noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4079622922414011567.post-23639840012373367742009-08-27T19:11:00.013-04:002009-08-28T21:02:39.462-04:00Make Steve Wynn your bitch for the night in Las Vegas
Estimated read time: 15 minutes. Estimated potential
benefit: $1000’s.
Before we get going, let me just say that I consider Steve a colleague - a true icon in every sense of the word. Sure he’s insanely rich. He’s immensely successful. He is a captain of industry. What makes him an icon, however, is his humility and pragmatism. What makes him an icon is his innovation. What makes him B. Iconichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07572410215581508238noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4079622922414011567.post-82993056663823358152009-08-20T20:05:00.005-04:002009-08-26T19:58:13.763-04:00Tushy pads, goats, aerodynamics, and spandex.
Hello bikers! Let me clarify. By bikers, I am not referring to those people that ride Harleys or Hondas or crotch-rockets or anything else that can maintain a reasonable speed on the street and would be much too fast for the sidewalk. I want to be clear that I have no issue with those of you that choose to travel on two wheels, so long as the two wheels includes a motor that is capable of B. Iconichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07572410215581508238noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4079622922414011567.post-32956342768183033372009-08-15T01:22:00.012-04:002009-08-29T20:49:36.840-04:00Sarah Palin: “Why, dear God, does she still have a voice?”
I have to get something off my chest. Why? Why for the love of God? For all that is sacred and good? Why do you imbeciles continue to give Sarah Palin a voice? Who the fuck cares what Sarah Palin thinks? She’s a quitter. She’s a hypocrite. She’s a buffoon. She’s the butt of the joke that she apparently doesn’t get. Palin's the reason McCain lost the election. Sarah is quite possibility guilty B. Iconichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07572410215581508238noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4079622922414011567.post-9644136508204537792009-08-11T19:10:00.004-04:002009-08-19T00:09:32.727-04:00Douchebag PoliticsDouchebag Politics...An Icon’s PerspectivePart of the "Iconic Maxims Series" Left wing media. Right wing conspiracies. Bleeding heart liberal. Compassionate conservative. Socialist. Capitalist. Democrat. Republican. Douchebags place themselves in the boxes above. Dim witted, small-minded sheep can be identified by the above labels. Icons do not follow policy mandated from “above” as B. Iconichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07572410215581508238noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4079622922414011567.post-34565944296907821742009-08-01T22:47:00.002-04:002009-08-28T23:01:21.898-04:00Daddy Drinks Because You CryLook, before you get pissed off and start calling me out on the title of this blog launch, please understand that I do not regularly drink when our children cry. Sorry AA. Sorry MADD. I’m ashamed Dr. Laura; I AM my kids’ father. Sorry mom. I didn’t mean it, reverend, judge, whomever it may concern. Please don’t look down upon me. This is it right? This is your life. You have epic B. Iconichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07572410215581508238noreply@blogger.com0