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I have to get something off my chest. Why? Why for the love of God? For all that is sacred and good? Why do you imbeciles continue to give Sarah Palin a voice? Who the fuck cares what Sarah Palin thinks? She’s a quitter. She’s a hypocrite. She’s a buffoon. She’s the butt of the joke that she apparently doesn’t get. Palin's the reason McCain lost the election. Sarah is quite possibility guilty of abuses of power and is almost certainly guilty of ineptness, if nothing else. Sarah Palin is more accurately compared to a white-trash trailer dwelling inbred than the lipstick wearing pig that plays soccer with pit bulls…or whatever.
Still, regardless of Palin's ineptness, regardless of how she slaps you all in the face with her exploits, you still come back. I still see her on TV. I still read about her on the Internet. I still hear derelicts preaching her name as though she is some sort of voice for a new generation.
Enough already! Would you people grow a set of balls? Would you have some self respect? It’s embarrassing. It is. Sarah Palin is not the next president. Sarah Palin is some hot piece of ass that an old dude brought into to try and Jedi mind trick you. McCain wanted you to believe that he was young and hip and virile. It almost worked if Miss “You Betcha My Fellow Americans…oops, Mavericky Maverick” could have just played her part. Palin even fucked that up. She was given the golden opportunity and she squandered it…now let Sarah Palin go the fuck away like the rest of the political has-beens that didn’t make the cut (Dukakis, Dewey, Mondale, Dole...these are her people)!
Is there a greater atrocity and glaring example of her arrogance than the fact that she quit her elected post as Governor of Alaska and still has the huge nut sack to mock, chastise, and critique the non-quitters? What an embarrassment! What a punch in the nuts! Are you supporters not outraged? No, you aren’t! You’re fucking supportive. You talk about how she did it for the good of Alaska. You try and pin it on the Justice Department. You make bogus claims that her family needed her – no shit…every family needs the parents…Obama has kids, Dubya had kids, Todd Palin doesn’t work…stop it already. You make excuses for her. SHE CAMPAIGNED FOR A POST, GOT IT, ABUSED HER POWER, AND THEN QUIT WHEN SOMEONE NOTICED! What the fuck is more cut and dry than that? Did she quit to take on more responsibility? Is she doing something better for the good of “Her Fellow Americans”? NOPE. She quit to entertain book deals. She quit to evaluate TV offers. She quit to avoid prosecution…allegedly. Perhaps she quit because her daughter was knocked up again and she had to twist the father’s arm into a bogus proposal that would last till just after the election before it “spontaneously” fell apart.
Most importantly, Sarah Palin quit to go fishing and sit on the sidelines and cast stones at the people that are actually trying to help the country through some very real problems.
Sarah Palin in 2012? Are you fucking kidding me? Rush Limbaugh...what the fuck?...Rush, come on. Even you are not that stupid, right? Even you are not that myopic...right, Rush Limbaugh...chief ditto head? What the fuck is this political party coming too?
You see, Sarah, let me speak directly to you, my fellow American. In this whacky world of politics, there are two types of people. There are those that accomplish things. There are those that have ideas and they care about their ideas. These people get elected and then they make decisions, they shape policy, and they move this country in the direction that they believe is best. They have been entrusted with a duty. They carry out that duty. They stay until the duty has been fulfilled. They would not ask for the opportunity if they were not sure they could complete it. They embrace the opportunity to lead. They are not simply media whores (some of them). Though they all think they look pretty on TV, only the really pathetic ones make completely outrageous comments simply to garner air time. Rush Limbaugh does this, but he can’t even be placed in charge of the family medicine cabinet…everyone knows this – so he doesn’t count. Is that what you have become? Are you just another fucking dittohead? This group, that I am referring, doesn’t always make the perfect decisions, but they make decisions that they believe are best. They wake up every morning and embrace the challenge. They do it because they care, not for a book deal or to become the next Ricki Lake. Examples of this group in politics (of which you certainly do not belong) might be Barack Obama, Senator Evan Bayh, John McCain, Ronald Reagan, Bill Clinton, Governor Mitch Daniels. We’ll call these people: “Icons”. We'll call these people "winners". These people were given a voice, earned a bigger voice, and continue to respect the fact that they are lucky to have this voice.
There is, however, another group of people that exist in politics, Sarah Palin. These people take the opportunities given to them for granted. They squander them. They piss on the trust that has been placed in them. They cast stones and ridicule the winners. They are like movie critics. They always wanted to be stars in the movies, but alas, they sucked. These people are the ones that make asses of themselves at the party. They are your weird drunk aunt that doesn’t seem to get the joke that they have become. These people don’t shape policy, they wait for others and then they nitpick its weaknesses - a la Rush Limbaugh and the pill popping ditto heads. They make egregious, slanderous remarks. They talk about death panels and terrorism as though either is some sort of joke. They are embarrassments to all of us. They are more concerned with prolonging their fifteen minutes of fame than helping their “Fellow Americans”. They are probably better suited to be working a pole somewhere in a desolate coal mining town. You, Sarah Palin, are a part of this group. We will call this group “losers”.
-B. Iconic
9 comments:
B,
Awesome narrative. You are just too true for the main stream media.
The only redeeming factor of this woman is that she fucks everything up. With her at the GOP forefront the progressive democrats can lose. Go Sarah!!!
L.
I agree, I am totally on board with her screwing her chances early and often. Still, she is a complete anomaly to me. I sit and wonder WHY, WHY does this screwball continue to be granted prime airtime. Further, why does anyone care what she has to say.
-B. Iconic
Why do you have to use the 'f' word? As soon as I read that, I stopped reading and labelled you a moron.
She is real!!!! I am in her court 100%!!!
Ronnie Reagan was also trashed by the wacko left, I think she will do just fine
Interesting comments.
Larry: HA! Really? Reagan...come on. Come on...Palin and Reagan...you silly, silly little man.
Anonymous: She IS real. I'll give you that. But then again, does "Keepin' it real" really qualify her to run the most powerful entity in the world? I'm gonna need something more than..."She's real". Real what? Real loony? Real irritating? Real arrogant? Really a quitter? A real disappointment? Really the reason why the GOP lost the last election? I need more.
Liz: Dear Liz. I am so sorry to have offended you. It really means a great deal to me that you have labelled me a moron. It might keep me up tonight. I question your ability to judge my character though. I mean, dropping a "fuck bomb" makes me not as smart as you? Well lookey who just rode in on her fucking high horse, it's the lily white princess. Christ! Are you fucking kidding me, Liz? I drop the occasional fuck bomb. It's who I am. The fact that you have no other criticism of the piece other than the use of the word "fuck" is a great compliment. That's your thing, right? You have no valid arguments so you nitpick the piece and start calling names like some type of self righteous ninny. You're just like your leader, Liz. Good for you, Liz! Be honest, though. I'm fucking right aren't I Liz. Sure, I used a bad word. But, Daddy smacked that ass didn't he?
Here is an e-mail I received. This is exactly the type of person I was writing about. Is THIS the type of people you want in power? It starts to make sense why Palin gets a pass though. These are the lunatics that give her power. These guys vote. He writes like the Miss South Carolina beauty contestant that made the YouTube rounds last year. I'm still not sure if there is a coherent sentence in this response. Although, I do like how he goes to the threat card at the end. Very mature. Very credible. Nothing like writing intimidating e-mails to people that express an opinion. Here it is from Tom Childs in California email: twc@seaside.ns.ca
"Pal, You’ve got to get a life. Your overwhelming sense of separation from your society, your genuine feelings and the pathology of your incredible resentment – made even more apparent by your pathetic incapacity to express yourself – places you squarely in line for being yet another Democratic sociopath. As a former US Marine many years ago, I’d be delighted to meet you one day and express myself (and others who’ve gone before me) in a manner that you’d never forget.
T Childs"
Thanks Tom! Good luck to you!
B. Iconic, that was an awesome read! I agree 100%. I wish I had your talent for writing and humor. I'll be sure to check back on this blog often. Thanks for making me laugh a lot.
Thanks scttcalli! You are my most astute reader to this point. Your appreciation of fine work has surely made you a great success! The most pleasant feedback up until now was the lady that suggested it would make her happy if I was eaten by a polar bear. Thanks again, I hope you get a kick out of some of the upcoming pieces.
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